While Capita chief Paul Pindar watches financial woes crush his beloved Leeds United, Crawford managing director Ian Muress is cheering Newcastle United all the way to the top.

Could the plight of Leeds United be mirroring the troubles of Capita?

In an internal newsletter, Crawford staff dubbed Ian Muress as the new Sir Bobby Robson, following the resurrection of the sleeping dinosaurs of Newcastle United.

A cheerful Muress said: "Fate has sealed the loving fortunes of our respected clubs and companies."