Backchat has only just recovered from the hangover he suffered after the Insurance Industry Awards. He can vaguely remember that his chums at Norwich Union put cameras on each table for people to take funny photos. And then the prints turned up.

Many of them were unusable – and not just because it was dark. But this one stuck out as the chosen photo for our caption competition. NU will give the winner a crate of Champagne, so get writing. Just what are these fellows up to?