GAB Robins has been appointed loss adjuster for the McDonalds restaurant at Whitehall in London's West End that was wrecked by anarchists during this weekend's riots.

The site was decimated by protesters who smashed all its windows, tore down the famous 'golden arches', sprayed pro-anarchy graffiti on its walls and then munched on its delicious hamburgers.

The anarchists made loss adjusters earn their corn, causing millions of pounds worth of damage throughout London, daubing Winston Chuchill's statue with lurid graffiti and the cenotaph with the anarchist slogans.