Many companies need to transport or store their clients' data 'really' securely. So securely, in fact, that one IT consultancy believes the way forward is to use a vintage FV432 armoured personnel carrier.

Ministry of Data chief executive Mark Gerhard said: "We provide a service to companies that wish to go the extra mile when it comes to security."

Backchat can only imagine how much fun a trip to the post office with client documents could become.