Guy Browning takes a last look at insurance jargon

W is for
Waiver - Small children in the back of coaches

Wear and tear -What happens the first time you go out in your expensive party dress

Winding up - Telling monster porkies to someone while keeping a straight face

Withdrawal option - Unreliable contraceptive method

Y is for
Yield to maturity - Something that happens to most brokers in their late forties

Z is for
Zone - Big armchair in which brokers sleep after lunch