The world has gone mad. For the first time ever, a woman may actively seek searing criticism of her appearance - from builders.
In Bristol, a new kind of insurance policy means that wolf whistles could lose a woman £100,000.
Nicola Jones took out a £200 a year insurance policy as a birthday present for husband Simon after he joked that he would go off her if she lost her looks.
In order to make a claim, she will have to be declared unattractive by a panel of ten builders.
And what will she spend the money on?
Jones promises that she will use the money to hire a personal trainer or go to a health farm to lose weight rather than resort to plastic surgery.
Or perhaps she could invest it in a less superficial husband?
