New take on "pimp my ride"

Backchat has learned that the car park below PWS’s central office at Minories has become the headquarters of a local prostitute.

The standard bed, silk sheets and fluffy handcuffs (Backchat has a rather naïve view of the world’s oldest profession) have been replaced with tarmac, engine oil and exhaust fumes – clearly one for motor enthusiasts only.

Stephen Card, PWS chief executive, told Backchat that when heading to his car at around 7pm, the lady was often ‘engaged’ – although not with PWS staff, he hastened to add.

In any case, PWS will shortly be heading to Leadenhall Street to join up with new colleagues at THB.

Will she be missed? Or will she be moving offices too?