Backchat has been delighted to receive an assortment of Christmas messages from brokers and insurers this month. But the most creative by far came from the Ten Insurance network, which adopted a classic nursery rhyme to sum up the market:

“One little piggy went to AXA, two little piggies went to Jelf, three little piggies went to Towergate, which, alas, doesn’t leave very many little piggies to go to market! Ten, creating lots more little piggies.”

Clever, but more importantly, whose are those feet?