Mystery of the ink blobs

In the midst of all its campaigns, lobbying government and fighting for the rights of the broker, Biba has found time to solve a mystery that has likely kept many members of the insurance industry awake at night.

It has discovered how to remove the ink stains from its plastic penholders. “We can just put them in the dishwasher,” one member of the executive says gleefully.

Backchat just hopes Biba has considered the insurance implications of melting plastic streaming from the office dishwasher.

If not, it is bound to find an insurance policy to cover such a risk on one of the market’s numerous aggregator sites.