Guy Browning takes a sideways look at insurance
D is for . . .
Death benefit - Peace and quiet
Debenture - A young, not very bright lady who is working in the office because her daddy owns the company
Debit note - An invitation to the Debenture to come for a drink after work
Declinature - When the Debenture says no
Decreasing term assurance - Increasing worry that Debenture has told her daddy about you
Demutualisation - Divorce
Deposit premium - Fatal attraction of pigeons to clean cars
Depreciation - What happens in your annual appraisal
Direct Reinsurer - Reinsurance broker with fantastically bad manners
Dread disease cover -Condom
Due date - The time at which your date is supposed to have met you, but didn't
Duty of disclosure -Your moral duty to point out to someone that they have tucked their skirt into their knickers
