Cower before me, worms. I am Schematron, ruler of the galaxy and beyond. With my god-like powers I will enable the Lloyd's market to trade electronically.

OK, so the reality of the new Lloyd's "plug and play" aid to data validation isn't quite as fearsome.

But with a name like that it should be.

Having said that, given the task facing anyone who wishes to move the market into the electronic age, a supreme being would probably be a handy ally.

Or, why not let the Time Lord advance the venerable institution a few hundred years?