Grey vandals on the rampage.
Accidents, fraud or young vandals aren’t the only threats motor insurers need to worry about.
Pensioners – perhaps disgruntled by the credit crunch eating away at their savings – could become the next menace.
Recently, a 76-year-old was caught “keying” a Triumph Dolomite in Hunstanton, Norfolk.
It seems knife-wielding hoodies emboldened by alcohol could be supplanted by flat-capped pensioners armed with walking sticks and fuelled by PG Tips.
A cautionary tale for those who automatically blame youths for crime.