Any old iron?

Ping! An email arrives in our inbox from a salvage company.

The rather curious message reads: “We are looking to purchase salvage from any insurance companies including marine, aviation, industrial machinery, plant and motor salvage.

“We are prepared to tender for any total loss machinery or plant.

“If you have any salvage for sale please email or call us at your earliest convenience.”

Your correspondent has some back issues of Insurance Times and a few pens. Any good?