Attendees at the world’s tenth plank-walking world championships in Sheppey, Kent, were befuddled when its insurers insisted that participants be informed that there was a risk they “may get wet”.
Of equal (but potentially more harmful) incredulity was the rule of the competition stating that contestants be “able to swim”.
“It’s a sign of the times,” the event’s organiser lamented. Presumably he wasn’t talking about a rampant horde of wannabe Jack Sparrows pretending they had been born 300 years ago.
Hosted by comedian and actor Tom Allen, 34 Gold, 23 Silver and 22 Bronze awards were handed out across an amazing 34 categories recognising brilliance and innovation right across the breadth of UK general insurance.





































